Karen takes a stand against Bend, the Oregon River surfing community, in a devastating TikTok video: "Let's get the farmers out of work so people can surf the river on artificial waves. Obviously, rest is more important than fitness." food." -BeachGrit (2023)

But wait! Misinformation?

A Wyoming attorney who was based in Bend, Oregonhe's pissed off and can't take it anymore. Sarah Falen, a consultant for the nonprofit Perfect Balance, was there on behalf of local farmers battling drought. There was not enough water, etc., but there, right in front of his indignant face, river surfers were engaged in river surfing.

Tomando TikTokFalen explained, “I've discovered that water that farmers in Oregon have paid for but can't use and will close because they can't irrigate their fields is being completely taken. It's right here in Bend, Oregon. What we are complaining about here is that this river varies a maximum of 15 cm when farmers are able to irrigate. And because of the six inches, farmers in Madras are going bankrupt. Don't get me wrong, this area is beautiful, but we need to get our priorities right."

The anti-river surfers immediately took his side, and the general sentiment was, "Yeah, let's get the farmers out of business for more than six inches of water so people can ride fake river waves." Of course rest is more important than food."

Administrators were confused when the rule went viral. Mike Britton, Executive Manager of the North Unit Irrigation District, told theflyer, "I'm not sure I understand the logic behind your statement that the water park makes farmers unemployed because the river floats 15 cm. The water park sometimes causes operational problems for irrigation districts, but it doesn't stop us from receiving the water to which we are entitled.”

And the Bend Recreation and Park District, which operates Whitewater Park, immediately tried to quell the anger by posting: "Whitewater Park has no impact on river flows. The amount of water that goes in at the top is exactly the amount that comes out at the bottom. This park doesn't need (additional) water to function. It doesn't take water from the river, it doesn't add water to the river. It gets all its power from a nine-foot drop.”

However, Falen isn't backing down, announcing to the aforementioned Bend Bulletin: "Honestly, we're trying to find someone to process this and there's nothing, so we want to change the public perception of how vulnerable people are acting." 🇧🇷

While Gerry Lopez, Bend's most famous surfer, has yet to make an announcement, it's hard not to feel sorry for the local surfers. A heavy burden to carry in the best of times.

Send love and light if you can today.

"I saw them go around Bill twice...and by the third lap they were literally hanging off the side aiming for the shark!"

Two Good Samaritans were forced to land their emergency bird after flying low to warn a surfer he was being chased by a 20-foot great white shark.on a remote stretch of coastline at the southern tip of New South Wales.

Bill Ballard was surfing at a dive site called Wallagot when a small plane hailed him.

"I looked at the two people on the plane and they were almost hanging off to the side, yelling at me 'Hai, Hai!' and pointing to a large shadow in the water 20 meters away."Bill told local Examiner reporter Amandine Ahrens.

"I looked at the two people on the plane and they were almost hanging over the side, yelling at me, 'Hai, Hai!' and pointing to a large shadow in the water 20 meters away. At first I thought they mistook it for a dolphin and I was wondering if they were sure it wasn't, but the pilot said "no, I've been flying for years and I know exactly how it's a shark". ."

Billy's mother, Janine, watched as the drama unfolded.

"I saw them go around Bill twice and I didn't realize they were trying to contact him and on the third loop they were literally hanging off the side aiming for the shark... I saw him thinking they were trying to go to shore." comes, but they won't make it because they kept falling and then it crashed into the water."

Beachgoers helped pull the bird out of the water and guided the riders back to their car, reports The Examiner.

What's odd about the episode is that there are no photos of the event or a description of the bird involved, as if it's some sort of alternate universe where nobody carries a rigged phone.

Have you ever seen a sunbather who isn't tethered to his phone?

mysterious.

Update: The little bird was a gyrocopter! photo below!

"In the final scene, the commandos run along the beach, assault rifles in hand."

Mainland China and its tiny offshoot, Taiwan, have been on edge since old Chiang Kai-Shek and his Chinese nationalists.(El Kuomintang)fled the continent in 1949,was beaten up by Mao Zedong's communist bastards after that country's 22-year civil war.

Both were bastards, so to speak, the nationalists declared martial law in Taiwan and it wasn't until 1987 that the island's sand was red with the blood of 140,000 of its citizens.

However, mainland China will always come to Taiwan.

And, as revealed today, the People's Liberation Army has resorted to jet-powered surfboards to take its commandos to Taiwan's beaches.

Military enthusiast Louis Cheung tweeted a 24-second clip taken from a China Youth Daily video posted on Weibo. shows the PLA commands on the revolutionary ship.

New PLA equipment for individual landing operationspic.twitter.com/5gSTs1W9x0

– Louis Cheung (@louischeung_hk)September 27, 2022

Taiwan news reports,

The video shows soldiers in black wetsuits carrying large waterproof backpacks lying face down on surfboards. The small boats are big enough to accommodate one man and are self-propelled. One cyclist can be seen wearing goggles, and another's face can be seen in a different shot as he looks over the dashboard.

After zooming in on each surfer, the camera pans to show a full group of 12 men surfing the boards in tight formation. At the end of the video, the frogmen can be seen landing on a beach and discarding their boards as they are led by a man waving red flags.

In the final scene, the commandos run along the beach, rifles in hand.

The obvious question is whether the West should muzzle the Communists and save Taiwan, or let the remnants of the Kuomintang fall on its sword.

Solid cash would be to give China its prize and hope we all get along, although I think once nostrils flare with the stench of victory the Reds won't stop until the Pacific is theirs.

So line up your bayonets, boys, let's go upstairs!

¡ Banzai! etc.

Oh no?

JUMPING GOAT.

Very sad news was released today,that the greatest football player of all time, Tom Brady, and his wife, Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bündchen, hired divorce lawyers. The two, who have been married since 2009, have two children together, live on the highest peak of Mt. Power Couple for years and seemed to be living a fairy tale, although rumors of discord leaked this year.

For thepage six:

As previously revealed, the couple have been split for two months after an epic argument and are now apparently trying to break up their multi-billion dollar empire.

"I actually never thought this argument would be the end of them, but it seems like it," said a source familiar with Page Six.

"I don't think there's a going back now. They both have lawyers and are looking at what the split will entail, who gets what and what the finances are going to be."

And again, very sad but always vulgar surf fans silently rub their hands in glee and light candles in hopes that a newly blessed Bundchen can rekindle their flame with professional surfing's best Kelly Slater ever.

JUMPING GOAT.

Scholars of the history of our sport know that Slater and Bündchen lived a yearlong romance from 2005 to 2006, two seasons in which, perhaps not by chance, he won world titles.

While Slater is currently in a relationship with a friend he describes as "Chinese", stranger things have happened than two old lovers reuniting decades later.

Ver: Ben Affleck e J-Lo.

Where is your head in all this?

More importantly, I think where is your heart?

"Get that dirt off!"

One of the most shocking breaksthis year, 2022 was Mark Zuckerberg and surfing. Months ago, the founder and CEO of Facebook was in full swing using frustratingly surfing, or his favorite pastime next to surfing, to provide the "metaverse". There he sat next to best friend Kai Lenny before paddling in and absolutely crushing an overturned Teahupoo.

Before that, Zuckerberg delighted podcasters with stories of his big-wave exploits as he flew up and down his island off the coast of Kauai and celebrated America's freedom by flying across a lake.

Not a cloud darkened that beautiful sky... until mixed martial arts with cauliflower ears reared its head.

Zuckerberg immediately left our surfing behind and wowed podcasters with leaked stories about his workouts.PDA-filled sessions with new BFF Khai "The Shadow" Wu, sits on the side of the octagon afterallegedly rented UFC Fight Night 211, open mouth, sensual.

Goodbye surfing.

gave up surfing.

Except, perhaps, persistently surfing the heart of his wife, Priscilla Chan, as the "cutest thing that could have been." The philanthropist and former pediatrician, who sat next to Zuckerberg, had to shield her eyes in horror as the men bled each other out on the mat. malicious. Perverse, evil and ugly. Nothing beats the sheer health of surfing.

Handsome Kai Lenny's cleaning operation, which is dangerous for young people.

Do you think Chan was thinking about Lenny while covering his eyes? Are you trying to find a way to get your husband and his old flame back together?

I would have to guess.

Kai Lenny really has no defensive weaknesses.

Ideal in every way.

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